Thursday, June 28, 2007

Something To Consider In the Benoit Murders

Here's some things that are common knowledge amongst dorks like me who are wrestling fans:

1. Chris Benoit's wife Nancy used to be married to former WCW wrestler/writer Kevin Sullivan

2. Ten years ago, Sullivan scripted a wrestling plotline where Nancy left Sullivan after having an affair with Benoit. As sometimes happens in the wrestling world, "fake" became "real" and Nancy really did fall in love with Benoit, and leave Sullivan for him.

3. Anecdotal evidence says that Sullivan told Benoit, in all seriousness, that he would kill him for this.

4. Kevin Sullivan and Nancy Benoit at one point were in a wrestling stable known as "The Satanists", and it's long been thought that for Sullivan this was not a gimmick, that he was and still is, in fact, an actual Satanist, and that he had dragged Nancy into that world too while they were married.

5. Sherri Martel, a friend of Sullivan's and better known as former WWF wrestling manager Sensational Sherri, and a former manager of Sullivan's in WCW, died days before the Benoits of what police say were "unnatural causes", but believed to be some kind of poisoning.

6. Benoit's last coherent contact with anyone within WWE (aside from text messages within minutes of his death to friend and wrestler Chavo Guerrero Jr. giving his home address and instructions on how to enter his house) was a voice message saying that he thought Nancy and his son had food poisoning, that Nancy was vomiting blood (indicating something much more serious and toxic than regular food poisoning), and that they were going to go to the hospital. Benoit also was said to sound very groggy in this message, perhaps almost as if drugged.

Let's see...which makes more sense...

1. That Chris Benoit would, with seemingly no motive, kill his own wife and child, and himself in a bizarre, drawn out, ritualistic (Bibles were found next to the bodies of Benoit's wife and child)manner over 3 days

or

2. The Satanist who used to be married to Benoit's wife, who TOLD BENOIT HE WOULD KILL HIM, would himself or hire someone to invade Benoit's home after incapacitating Benoit thru a drugging, and his wife and kid by whatever toxic substance he had tested on Sherri Martel, (who possibly was killed because she may have known about Sullivan's plan) and then kill his ex-wife, the man she left him for, and their child, in a bizarre, drawn out, ritualistic manner over 3 days..



Fuck if all that doesnt sound suspicious and at least open to investigation, i don't know what does...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Taskmaster is going to show up at your door this weekend. I'd get out of town if I were you.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he committed suicide either...

This is eerily similar to Cobain's suicide where all roads point more towards murder than suicide, but the opposite is declared by the police.

-Patrick N