Phillies Suspected of Being Stupid

Mike Sirotka Freddy Garcia


This from the Philadelphia Inquirer today:

"The Phillies say they don't believe Freddy Garcia was damaged goods when he came over from the White Sox in December. Garcia said that he hoped to be ready by the team's April 2 season opener, but it is difficult to imagine that he will not begin the season on the disabled list."


Noooooo, Freddy wasn't damaged goods. The Sox just had a master plan of replacing somebody 1 1/2 years removed from pitching a complete game victory in the pivotal Game 4 of the ALCS, and 7 scoreless innings to pick up the win in a World Series clinching 1-0 victory (and if that weren't enough also happens to be their popular manager's BFF), for your piece of shit failed prospect Gavin Floyd because they are retards and everyone knows you win championships by being retarded. I don't know why you would have ever suspected something may have been wrong with Freddy Garcia.

You shouldn't bitch and moan when you pay 500 dollars for a brand new Escalade at a police auction, then you get shot full of holes while driving it because Aquavelva the Crack Dealer thinks that you are Lysol the Meth Dealer who has been horning in on his clientele. Know what I'm sayin? You get what you pay for.