3 Things I Learned

Here are three things I learned after the semifinals of the Copa America:

1) Mexican striker Nery Castillo made the right decision. He's a big star in the Premier League he plays for in Greece. He didn't know what country he wanted to play for, but he ultimately picks Mexico for the exposure. Castillo farts around in the Gold Cup and lights it up on the Copa America big stage and now has interest from Chelsea, Inter Milan, and Man U.

2) Argentinean creative midfielder Riquelme is crazy but can play. Riquelme underperformed overseas, is sent to Argentina's Boca Juniors, rapes it, and then leads his team into the Copa America finals. Hopefully, he maintains his nutsack playing La Liga shit coming season.

3) Brazil can surprise. Most of the odds lies with Argentina because they brought their super squad, but Brazil has some things on their side. Brazil can rely solely on Robinho to win. Brazil can win without Robinho (see Uruguay). Brazil is an archrival. Brazil is an underdog. These things smell upset for me.

I predict Brazil wins 3-2 over Argentina in the finals. Mexico will take out Uruguay too ez for 3rd place.

Here are three things I learned in the Under-20 World Cup in Canada:

1) USA is for real. Sort of. After being bailed out by an own goal by Uruguay, USA showed some sack to win it with Freddy Adu's creativity and the balls of Michael Bradley (son of the head coach for the USA National Team that's not for kids).

2) Everyone hates America. After the game, some bitch takes a swing at Bradley prompting five guys to hold Bradley back from giving the chickenshit some anal. Instead, Bradley had to settle for holding his fingers up showing that USA won 2-1. Now what, bitch.

3) Everyone hates America. It's kind of like Fight Club's first two rules. We're not trading jerseys with any team at the end of a game.

The tournament is USA/Austria, Spain/Czech Republic, Argentina/Mexico, and Chile/Nigeria (my predicted winners in bold).

I'm going to the Chelsea/LA Galaxy game to see my Chelsea team shit on poor Beckham. On the bright side, the new Galaxy jerseys are pretty cool. Imma grab both once they come long sleeve. If you're at the game, I'm the guy in the Black LS Chelsea Champions League jersey.