1. Stop putting on the "freshman 15" each week
2. Stop recruiting players with girlish hair (#39)
3. Stop recruiting players 5'4" and shorter (#43)
4. Stop recruiting sucky QBs like future Oakland Raider Brady Quinn
5. Be able to see my genitals by Dec 1, 2010 by reducing my girthiness by 4" a year
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LOL :D Great one! You made me fall off my chair!
That's jacked up. :( Speaking of fat, my chick had to shop for someone that wasn't her else I'd divorce her, and I had to go into Torrid with a cookie from some awesome cookie place in the mall.
When we walked out, here was the conversation:
Patrick N: Did you see all those chicks stare at me?
Patrick N's Wife: What?! What did you do.
Patrick N: I had a cookie.
Charlie Weis must have been looking at my cookie during his bowl game. :/
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