The Jets looked like they belong in the playoffs as much as women belong in a voting booth. Heyooooo.............if you don't love humor from the 1920s then I just don't know what to tell you.
Jabar Gaffney, who was last seen catching bounce passes from David Carr, had 8 catches for 104 yards. Asante Samuel had his 11th INT of 2006/07, and returned it for an insult to injury TD.
Bill Belichick and Eric Mangini disappointed tens of thousands of people by not having hardcore sex with each other on the 50 yard line after the game. We will have to wait for a possible Bears/Colts Super Bowl to see that, when Tony Dungy hooks up with Lovie Smith.
EAGLES 23, GIANTS 20
Tiki Barber carried 26 times for 137 yards in what probably is his last football game ever. He now hopes to become the next Matt Lauer, and chase his lifelong dream of doing a 60 minute sit down interview with Britney Spears, and conspicuously NOT wearing socks while doing so. The Giants defense. Meanwhile, Brian Westbrook ripped the Giants for 141 rushing yards and a TD. Nobody else is saying it, so I will, HE'S your NFC Offensive MVP.
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