Glossed over in the exhaustive coverage of last night's State of the Union address was that, unlike last year, President Bush failed to condemn the creation of "human-animal hybrids". Being that this topic was not touched upon this year, I am considering this problem solved. Thank you, Mr. President, for temporarily delaying our inevitable conquest by a genetically engineered army of humanzees. You the man. I will also assume that the man-on-Mars thing you talked about 4 years ago is right on track too. My only complaint is that you have not proposed building a time machine yet. Maybe next year.
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humanzees.. thats gold!
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