NFC Championship Game

BEARS 39, SAINTS 14

I will first throw a bouquet to the Bears. They've given their fans the Super Bowl they so desperately need, which will enable them to stop wearing their hair and moustaches as if it were still 1985.

For this I will also thank Sean Payton. He abandoned the run faster than ABC abandoned Six Degrees, and as a result made it mathematically impossible for his team to win this game. 50 passing plays versus 11 runs in a game that was a 4 point contest going into the 4th quarter. Lovie Smith must have felt like he was playing Madden online against a drunk 12 year old. All that was missing was for the Saints to run a fake punt on 4th and 30 from their own 5 yard line.

Anyway, the snowy backdrop for this ass kicking produced some wonderful photographs, which can capture the essence of this game far better than my ham handed written account can, so ,here we go:


Somebody's Been Playing Madden




Hey Nice Touchdown Cedric! We Love You NOW, You Big Weirdo


As a Result of This Scene Alone, 500 Jizzmoppers Were Required To Cleanse the Soldier Field Seats



George Halas and C. Montgomery Burns Accept the George Halas Trophy


Enjoy the moment Bears fans, today, THIS seems a lot farther away than 2 years ago: