Wednesday, January 24, 2007

State of the Union- Monkeymen Problem Solved

Glossed over in the exhaustive coverage of last night's State of the Union address was that, unlike last year, President Bush failed to condemn the creation of "human-animal hybrids". Being that this topic was not touched upon this year, I am considering this problem solved. Thank you, Mr. President, for temporarily delaying our inevitable conquest by a genetically engineered army of humanzees. You the man. I will also assume that the man-on-Mars thing you talked about 4 years ago is right on track too. My only complaint is that you have not proposed building a time machine yet. Maybe next year.

1 comment:

dook!e said...

humanzees.. thats gold!