Thursday, May 28, 2009

Man U Fan Kills

Sometimes, fans take losses really hard:

A Manchester United fan in Nigeria has allegedly killed four people when he drove into a crowd of Barcelona supporters after his team's Champions League defeat.

Police said the crowd in the town of Ogbo were celebrating Barcelona's victory when the minibus drove into them.

A police spokeswoman said ten people were injured and the driver was arrested.

She said: "The driver had passed the crowd then made a U-turn and ran into them." -Yahoo News UK


This is UEFA's fault. If they had not rigged for Barca to win, it would have been an all EPL final and no one in Africa would be dead. Either that or some people should probably check their priorities. I mean, think about how this fuck head was thinking:

Fuckhead: DAMN. MANCHESTER UNITED GOT TOTALLY OWNED.
Four Barca Fans Cheering: We are legitimately excited in winning the biggest soccer stage.
Fuckhead: Oh hell no, wife, hold my baby.

VROOM. Four dead. NICE JOB YOU FUCK. YOU KILLED FOUR PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY WERE CHEERING FOR THEIR TEAM AFTER A CHAMPIONSHIP WIN.

*don't pray for someone to get SARS, Patrick*
*don't pray for someone to get SARS, Patrick*
*don't pray for someone to get SARS, Patrick*

5 comments:

Nick Pomazak said...

I will not understand how this Nigerian guy felt until the Cubs win the World Series..then all bets are off..

Patrick N said...

YOU FINALLY BACK AND THE ENERGY OF THE SITE COMES BACK STOP DITCHING

Oli Porter said...

Things to read at work!!

Happy days!!

CL final was clearly rigged; Platini hates us :(

(Although I'm still kinda glad United lost)

Nick Pomazak said...

P-
It's time for me to hire an intern to post for me during NFL Dead Time and the Dog Days of the UEFA Season..

Patrick N said...

Yes, we need new energy! Nothing happens in the summer. :|