Okay. I will not complain about the lamest system to determine a national champion where you have 5 undefeated teams and only two are chosen to play based off some crazy human-based computer formula.
Fiesta Bowl: TCU (12-0) vs. Boise (13-0)
I would have preferred Boise and Cincy because of their styles. Or Cincy and TCU winner would have a real beef for co-champions. As it looks, this game is the game I still look forward to the most out of the five match ups. TCU should have played for the National Championship, and Boise has the highest points per game in the nation. Good shit. The winner of this is the prestegious Patrick N National co-champion.
Sugar Bowl: Florida (12-1) vs. Cincinnati (12-0)
So Cincy gets sloppy seconds versus a team the laid an egg against the #1 team in the nation. Really, I would say Florida and Alabama would go 5-5 if they played ten times, but they only played once. The best statement Cincy's soon-to-be-Notre Dame-head-coach-but-for-now-Cincy's-head coach Brian Kelly can make is to win the Patrick N Sloppy Seconds National co-championship over a hurting Florida. I have the touch of death in picks, and fuck Florida, so I pick Florida to win the SS Championship.
Rose Bowl: Oregon (10-2) vs. Ohio State (10-2)
Is it messed up to hope Blount throws blows with some Ohio State guys? Because this match up is pretty boring.
Orange Bowl: Iowa (10-2) vs. Georgia Tech (11-2)
Iowa had a chance for a national championship, but instead they luck out and play this game. This will be zzzz.
BCS Title Game: Alabama (13-0) vs. Texas (13-0)
Texas shouldn't be here. Alabama should. This is a trap game for Alabama. If Alabama wins, well, they should have won. If they lose, Alabama choked. Fuck Texas. I hope Alabama wins 56-0. Reality? Texas will win this because Alabama will be hearing for 2 months how they are the awesomest.