"OK people, our focus groups tell us that people have 2 things on their minds during Super Bowl parties. Those 2 things are unemployment, and suicide. We need to find a way to incorporate these things into our 6 million dollar Super Bowl commercial."
" How about we do an ad where a GM employee gets laid off, starting a downward spiral that ends in him jumping off a bridge, killing himself and making orphans of his children."
"OMG that's an awesome idea! I think we should make the GM employee be like a giant North Korean rabbit or something though, so real laid off GM employees don't get pissed off."
"Wait how about a Johnny Five from Short Circuit lookalike."
"Done and fucking done"
"My nipples are totally hard this will be the best Super Bowl commercial ever."
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