Arsenal was in shock when Eduardo literally got his leg chopped off and ended up trying 2-2 to give Man U a chance to shit on Newcastle 5-1 and be within 3 points.
Warning: This video is pretty fucked unless you like horror movies.
Chelsea played terrible and lost the Carling Cup to Tottenham from a hand ball pk and Woodgate's first goal. Tottenham wins 2-1 and Chelsea boss Avram Grant shows sitting on your hands with awesome players isn't enough to win.
Liverpool got a hat trick from striker Fernando Torres, but they really looked terrible. The fans have chosen Liverpool boss Benitez's side, but his substitution pattern even leaves Oli Porter confused.
Beckham set up two assists to help the Galaxy win third place over Sydney FC, 2-1.
Japan's Gamba Osaka took a big dump on MLS's Houston Dynamo 6-1 to show how far back the MLS is from actually having legit teams.
Real Madrid had a 9 point lead in the beginning of Feburary. A month later, they are 2 points up and one loss away from being booted by Roma in the Champions League. Barca won 5-1 while Real Madrid's whole D got caught celebrating on a goal that was disallowed and Getafe went on the "counter" and scored 5 on 2. The problem was that the refs didn't happen to tell Real Madrid it was an offsides.
I haven't been writing much because I'm working on a super secret project that I'll probably reveal this week or next.