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Here are your NFL BCS Bowl Matchups

Kohler Porcelain God Bowl
#32 Lions v. #31 Rams

Immodium Irritable Bowel Syndrome Bowl
#29 Browns v. #30 Bengals

Kleenex It's Sad What's Become Of These Franchises Bowl
#27 Chiefs v. #28 Raiders

Disappointment Bowl Brought To You By "Quantum of Solace"
#25 Jaguars v. #26 Seahawks

GM Slow Starter Bowl
#23 49ers v. #24 Texans

Lucky Charms Horseshoe Up The Ass Bowl
#21 Cardinals v. #22 Broncos

Isotoner Long, Cold, Sad Winter Bowl
#19 Packers v. #20 Bills

History Channel French and Indian War Bowl
#17 Patriots v. #18 Redskins

Ripley's I Can't Believe You Can Blow a Game in 11 Seconds Bowl
#15 Bears v. #16 Falcons

Xerox These Teams Just Played Each Other Bowl
#13 Chargers v. #14 Bucs

Buffalo Wild Wings Wildcat Single Wing Bowl
#11 Colts v. #12 Dolphins

Starcaps Urine Bowl
#9 Vikings v. #10 Steelers

Wrangler Jeans Childlike Joy Bowl
#7 Jets v. #8 Saints

Pets.Com Year 2000 Throwback Bowl
#5 Ravens v. #6 Giants

There's Nothing Left In the Bowl Because Andy Reid Ate It All Bowl*
#3 Panthers v. #4 Eagles
*This Bowl cannot end in a tie, per special Donovan McNabb Rule

PacMan Jones Make It Rain Bowl
#1 Titans v. #2 Cowboys