Monday, March 26, 2007

Breaking news... Cub's Wood hurting, I had Wood..

Woody's shoulder that he didn't have surgery on in the offseason is hurting again. Being an optimist, he should be able to pitch for the Cubs stretch-run in September when they have a 10 game lead on the mighty-fighty-second-place-Pirates. Stock shares of "I've Got Wood!" T-shirts & Co. went down 3 points in afternoon trading. Shares of "I Had Wood" T-shirts & Co. went up 5 points.

Also, Toby Hall on the other side of town has a torn labrum. Time to bring back Sandy Alomar Jr.

In a non-related story.. Theismann gets booted off the island of Kornheiser, Tirico & Theismann. He will be replaced by "Jaws", Ron Jaworski.

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