Wednesday, March 7, 2007

From The Bard's Room- Hope You Like Javier Vazquez

K-Smooth has been roundly criticized for not signing any high profile free agents this offseason, but now nobody can say he hasn't handed out any big contracts. The Sox re-upped with Javier Vazquez, giving him 3 years and $34.5 million, which will keep him under contract to the Sox thru 2010.

If there were any justice in the world, the Sox should make sure all his paychecks arrive on time, up until about 2/3 of the way thru the contract, at which point everything should start getting all fucked up to the point that they actually start deducting money from his checking account, or sending his check to Guatemala or something like that.

Vazquez celebrated his new paper yesterday by getting lit up for the second time in as many spring starts, this time giving up 4 runs in 3 innings on 6 hits in a 6-3 loss to the Rockies.

No comments: