Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Attn Bills Fans: your team sucks

I'm tired of Bills fans thinking they are just one player away from winning the Superbowl. Hanging around Bills fans talking about how "close" their team is is like hanging around a woman in her first donkey show; it's just not that pleasant of a sound to hear. Yeah, Bills fans, you are "this close" from making the Superbowl, so start fucking up players' homes after they just had a bad day. That helps you get closer to your Superbowl.

On Monday Night Football, Bills fans actually thought they had a chance to win against the Patriots up only 11 points with five minutes to go. 1) Prevent defenses prevent victories. 2) Tom Brady. 3) You're the fucking Bills. Remember? "Boy I Love Losing Superbowls"? So right on cue, Leodis McKelvin takes a kickoff, runs it instead of taking a knee-down in the end zone, and fumbles the ball. The losing play led Bills fans to put this on McKelvin's lawn the next day:

That's right. Not only do Bills fans think they will win the Superbowl, when they don't even make the playoffs, they will start drinking Kool Aid and waiting for a meteor to pick their asses up because apparently picking up Terrel Owens was the last missing piece they needed to finally win their Superbowl. Bills linebacker Kawika Mitchell put this vandalism elegantly:

"W/ all the safety issues n the NFL its not funny at all. We have Fam at our homes to protect. If u show ur face on my prop Ill make sure I do everythin to keep my Fam safe."

Well said. Moron. Bills fans, leave the Superbowl dreams to the fans of teams that actually have a chance of winning the Superbowl like the Patriots, Steelers, or Raiders. Your team has no chance. Deal with it.

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