Adding lowest Eastern Conference playoff team Chicago Fire beating East #1 DC United (which made me laugh inside a little), and you have a regular season that means dick.
5 Things I'd Rather Do Then Waste My Time Watching The MLS Regular Season Just To See It All Go To Waste With Both Shit Seeds Winning:
- have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
- eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer (first two is for avgn fans)
- stab my own eye out and pee in it with AIDS
- take a bukkake from four bears
- watch Mariah Carey's "Glitter" with my left eye and Britney Spears's "Crossroads" with my right eye while getting analed by someone reciting lines from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's "New York Minute"
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