Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Most Detailed Review of a Beckham Match

Haven't watched a Beckham match for the Galaxy? Consider yourself blessed. I always get sucked into watching this douche, so I watched his fucking piece of shit skills against Kansas City and Barcelona. I can reduce his performance to a few points that aren't complete sentences because I can also be shallow and arrogant enough to not give a fuck about you too:

-Booed by all fans
-Gets a lucky shot or assist because the other players fall asleep from how slow he is
-Says he doesn't give a fuck about his team's fans

There it is. You have just experienced every match by David Beckham. Congratulations, you just saved yourself $50 and embarrassment from buying a donkey shit Beckham jersey.


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