Patrick N NFL Rankings

Season is almost over. My bad. Better late then never.

Ranking	Team	Comment
1	Patriots	Saying these guys are barely winning is like saying I barely put my penis in your mom.
2	Packers	Bret Farve is breaking all these records shitting on anything Dan Marino ever had the justified him being in the Hall of Fame.
3	Colts	Colts quietly owning while having an injury list longer than the Mitchell Report.
4	Cowboys	People makin' a big shit about Romo bringing his trophy chick to the game, but the same people have ugly girlfriends and wives.
5	Jaguars	Saved by a bullshit call kinda like saved by pulling out.
6	Chargers	Let LT run the ball and drop short passes to Antonio Gates. See, how fucking hard was that?
7	Bucs	Gruden was lucky Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer owns the best team in the soccer world right now, Manchester United so Gruden can wait for a shitty conference and an Ohio State schedule.
8	Steelers	I guarentee that guy that makes guarentees will not be playing for the Steelers. That dude fucked up their whole season.
9	Browns	HAHAHA Browns are 9-5 what the fuck?
10	Vikings	Adrian Peterson showin' everyone how to back up a starter: become one.
11	Giants	This team is like a chick except the period comes 2 weeks early.
12	Seahawks	Booted in the first round, why bother.
13	Titans	If Offensive Coordinator Norm Chow takes the UCLA head coaching job, Vince Young is fucked.
14	Redskins	Even with everything they've gone through, from a player dying to a senile head coach, they still play like they have a big dick.
15	Saints	If these assholes make the playoffs, I'm uninstalling NFL 2008 off my cell phone.
16	Bills	I don't know one player on this team. Does that make them hard to scout or naws.
17	Bears	It's pretty sad when your best offensive threat is kick returns.
18	Eagles	McNabb taunting TO doing TO's celebration forgetting that he's not making the playoffs while TO is. Stupid fuck.
19	Texans	Mario Williams is better than Reggie Bush and Vince Young. Fine, I said it. Fuck you, you have SARS.
20	Cardinals	These guys were what we thought they were: shit. And we still let them off the damn hook.
21	Lions	What happened to 10 wins? Jon Kitna + HD = same feeling as getting raped by three men.
22	Broncos	Like the South Park guy said, Jay Cutler sucks ass, but maybe one day he'll be good.
23	Bengals	Carson Palmer is the next Boomer Esiason except Boomer made the Super Bowl.
24	Panthers	I'm so glad this team sucks my cock because Deshaun Foster stole my brother's hat in high school. WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH BITCH.
25	Raiders	Vince Young will have the same career as Culpepper and McNair: a shitty one.
26	Rams	This show on turf just got cancelled. Start over already.
27	Chiefs	Herman Edwards is exactly like Tony Dungy except for the winning part.
28	49ers	Please let Alex Smith go so he can join the Bears and be another overhyped Bears QB failure.
29	Jets	Next excuse?
30	Falcons	If Cam Cameron can stay on the Dolphins, Bobby Petrino should have the balls to stick it out with the Falcons. Puss.
31	Dolphins	The dream is dead. Fucking bullshit. I was so mad that in the ESPN Zone at I was yelling at the monitor and the people around me looked at me like I was some kind of dick because the Dolphins were crying like they just won the Super Bowl. I'm sorry, but in a league that's perfected parity, if you go 1-15, you should just uninstall your life.
32	Ravens	Fuck the Ravens. Fuck them. Anyone on this team should stick to anal for safe sex so they never reproduce. Billick can't cry about shit now. You lost to an 0-14 team. That makes you a piece of shit.