For the second installment of Alternative Major Newspaper Headline, I'll start by giving my opinion that any newspaper headline should be in upper case, bold characters, and should end with an exclamation mark. How better to get a reader's attention?
FEWELL SHORTAGE!
I'll admit I found this nugget tucked into the middle of an article from a major newspaper. To be honest, up until this point I thought the Bears were looking to hire Perry Farrell as defensive coordinator, member of the musical groups Porno For Pyros and Janes Addiction. Now that I realize it is not the guy who got caught stealing, and his name is pronounced "fuel", this headline seems to make sense.
Update: Perry Fewell has decided to join the New York Giants as defensive coordinator.
Lets hope oil dips back below $80/barrel, eh Lovie?
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