The African National Cup is stupid. It falls in the middle of most of the big soccer league seasons, they don't make accommodation for the clubs these players come from, and some third bad thing about the African Nation Cup. Oh, and it's not safe. At all. Some of you may heard of Togo's bus being attacked by Cabinda separatist, them pulling out, and now are back in. Some of you might not know what goes on in Africa, so I did a little research, and here are the characters in this story that suck my dick:
1. Cabinda separatist
Everyone knows an uncle like this. He's the guy who thinks by molesting your kid, he will fix all his problems he had when he was molested by his uncle. In this case, these jackasses are trying to fight for independence from Angola by killing soccer staff and players from Togo. They all have tattoo markings that show how many of their childrens' heads they've eaten and how many children corpses they rape.
2. Confederation of African Football
These are the types of people that fire you for taking a day off to console your daughter after being gang raped.
the team is "a bit bitter, we are a little disappointed with the Confederation of African Football (CAF)...which couldn't arrange for a postponement of our first match so we could bury our dead."
There's a special place in hell for people like this. It's called Africa.
3. Danny Jordaan
This dickless piece of shit is head of the 2010 South African World Cup. He thinks there should be no concern for the safety during the World Cup because the attack in Angola was "not our responsibility. This is the type of bitch that when he sees danger, he puts of towel over his head, sucks his own dick, and says oh see there's no danger and I'm happy. Hey fuckface, just because you say it's safe, doesn't make it fucking safe. Shit happened in your country, so it's a problem.
There's more of these types of people I could list from Africa, but I'm afraid I'll start scamming old people in America if I keep going.
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