Sunday, January 31, 2010

I told you Robinho fucking sucked

In October 21, 2007 I created a series called "Craplacticos" where I shit on overrated players. The inspiration for this video series was the first video I made, Robinho. And in no other video have I receive the most haterade than this video. Here are just some comments:










Guess these guys are now part of my new video, "A Bunch of Bitches and One Cup." Did you notice how many people said that I'm a "White bitch" just because I talked shit on Robinho? Another guy calls Robinho's retarded skill, "ginga." Ginga is defined as rhythm in soccer, but it's also defined as something else in the urban dictionary:

Ginga
A term used by stupid, racist, unemployed Brits with a lot of time on their hands -- especially when they can't find any niggas or pakis to harass. Usually applied to fair-complexioned white persons with red hair and freckles.
Stupid Brit 1: Let's go out an' stomp some niggas ....

Stupid Brit 2: Bot thar' ain't no niggas in dis pa't o'Glastonbury ... an' no curry-stinkin' pakis eitha ....

Stupid Brit 1: (whispering) Hey, look ova' he'a: a ginga ....

Stupid Brit 2: (whispering) Yeah, let's go stomp his arse!!!


You fucking assholes. You just used a White racist term for a Black Brazilian. That's how fucking stupid Robinho fans are.

Robinshow leaves Real Madrid because he doesn't get playing time, has Man Shitty pay a gazillion dollars for him, and now he's running back to Brazil to play for Santos because he can't play with the big boys. Two fucking years later and I'm still champion. I already have douche bags talking trash about my Donovan video two years later because he played 2 good games for Everton. I'll leave those dipshits for later, but I can briefly say that Donovan still sucks and will come crying back like he always does. He already shows signs of being selfish. I win again.

I think things would be fine if Robinho and all his fans just realize he's a big pussy. Mark Hughes got fired because Robinho didn't perform. Mancini takes over and realizes what his Italian brethren Capello realizes: Robinho is just a supersub. He'll bust some tricks and that's about it. My video was 100% right and now all the Robinho fans are in need of a tampon because of the blood they're losing from my big bukake blast to their collective faces. I recently sent a letter to Robinho after moving to Santos:

Dear Robinho,

I thank you for making my purchase of tampon stock go up. All your fans need them, and we all know you'll need them when you have your "personal problems" that you had to fly back and forth to Brazil for. After you're done sucking your thumb, you and your fans can suck my big master blaster. Thanks for the 100k+ hits because you suck so much.

Your hero,

Patrick N

My ball; your cheek.

1 comment:

Nick Pomazak said...

hahaha
those comments are friggin hilarious..
i know..it is hard being right about everything all the time..